I wish that the sink would actually eat the dirty dishes, and they’d be gone forever.
I wish that being on the computer was exercise. Good, good exercise.
I wish the the fax machine worked.
I wish that the necessities of life had reproductive qualities: laundry detergent, gas, shampoo…
I wish that every single person could feel just how excited I feel when I see baby things, especially puppies.
I wish that vegetables tasted good.
I wish that toenails grew in a pretty color.
I wish that I could get to Massachusetts by clicking my heals.
I wish that I had 8 hours added into the day just for sleep, so I could do stuff the rest of the time.
I wish that I actually used my gym membership.
I wish that there was a screen in the window in the living room.
I wish that I had never seen the part in Home Alone when that wet bandit guy stepped on the nail. But I still want to have seen the rest.
More to come, I’m sure.
I wish you could know how much I love you and how happy I am every time of think of the woman you have become.