What or who do you hope falls during LA REVOLUCION?
RC Willey.
People who don’t use their blinkers.
Nurses who insist upon “pre-marital” appointments.
Whoever invented mufflers that are LOUDER.
Bob Villa (ok, that’s mean. sorry)
Martha Stewart (not taking that one back)
Barney (oh please, before I have children!)
Whoever is making the gas prices go up.
That guy at the fish place yesterday who made me feel like a dork because I didn’t understand the difference between the specials.
People who spit gum on the ground.
People who spit ANYTHING on the ground.
People who litter.
People who wear sunglasses at night. (Except my Uncle John. Because I think when he does it, it’s cool.)
Girls that bake to get boys’ attention. (Stupid talents I don’t have patience for)
People who only laugh at their own jokes.
People who abuse spouse or offspring. (That one’s from the PROPHET. So listen up.)
Those gas stations that have tiny little Taco Bells and Pizza Huts in them.
Whoever writes those annoying cartoons, like that one with the round-headed people with annoying voices and the other one with the scary, aggressive baby.
The bathrooms in the UK that you have to pay 20p to use.
Guys that ogle. In the gym or elsewhere.
People who open their car door directly into other peoples’ car doors.
That woman who put her cart right up against my car in the WalMart parking lot.
WalMart in general.
People who say “via through.”
Whoever introduced “addicting” as a substitute for the ACTUAL word, “addictive.”
Wow. That was strangely cathartic.
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