So my brother finds out that Shanna and I are on the Special K diet. We’re in the kitchen, I’m washing dishes and he’s making some mac ‘n cheese, and he gets all worried.
“Erin, have you even pooed this week?”
“Yes Jonathan. I’m fine.”
“Well, if you stop, you need to stop that stupid diet right away and eat something.”
He took the same tone with regard to the importance of proper body functions as youth leaders take with regard to morality.
Apparently, it’s the best part of his day. (The pooing, not the morality.)
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