Whilst we’re waiting for inspections on his car to finish:
As he tries to grab my William James book:
Hey! Watch it! That’s a very important book!
As important of the Book of Mormon?
Do you even READ the Book of Mormon?
Yes. Sometimes. It’s like the Dictionary. I get around to it.
My advice for how to get a girl:
Jonathan, you’ve just got to play the field a little more.
The FIELD? I go to the field, and I’m the only one there!
Oh the brother.
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