Natural Sceptre

I’m sitting here minding my own business, just having some chocolate and diet coke, and all of a sudden I hear this noise.

eee-uuhuh-eeee, gurgle gurlge, eeeeee.

“Whatever can that be?” I think to myself.  But pay no more heed.

A few minutes later, I hear it again:

eeeeeeeeeeeuhuhuhuheeeeeegurgleeeeeeeee.

“Hmmm……..Anyway.”

Finally- I can’t ignore it.  So I turn down Gilmore Girls and just listen.  Is it carbonation leaving my coke can?  I hold it to my ear and shake.  No.  Is it some sort of brain gurgle, escaping through my ears?  As far as can be ascertained…no.  And finally I zero in.  The salsa bottle.  It is just open enough that salsa-y-air is escaping soooo slowly.  I tightened the cap.